29: Premeditated Pregnancy

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Todd and shaun discuss Premeditation as a legal concept, The Last Samurai vs The Last of the Mohicans, Lou Diamond Phillips, special forces units in space, bandwidth, off-the-wall gigs they've taken outside of comedy, high dives and they make a very special announcement.

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0:00.0	Some years ago, a crack commando comedy unit were given jobs above their pay grade.
0:09.1	These men promptly were put on leave and escaped to an underground podcast accade in an unknown
0:14.6	location.
0:15.6	Today, still unwanted by big media, they survive as comics unfortunate.
0:21.5	If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and you can find them, you can listen
0:28.5	to God's place.
0:29.5	You know, he did, he fucking used the word premeditated.
0:39.6	He has premeditated, Todd.
0:42.1	Premeditated.
0:43.1	When cops love to say that, attorneys, I think some attorneys only go to law school so
0:49.7	they can drop, it was premeditated.
0:52.7	That means you didn't only just meditate it, you thought about it before you meditated.
0:58.4	You did some premeditate.
0:59.4	Yeah.
1:00.4	It's hard to convince a jury that you didn't premeditate when it's premeditated.
1:05.1	Mm-hmm.
1:06.1	You know, they use it in murder, right?
1:10.1	Premeditated murder.
1:11.1	Really?
1:12.1	That's the only one.
1:13.1	I never, you never hear like premeditated burglary.
1:17.1	Yeah.
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