Hello, hello, hello, welcome to Swaf, short for Sofio with an F. I have a major guest this

week. I am actually shocked that she agreed to do this gnarly fucking show that I have going

here, but she did. We are going to have Nikki Glazer joining us. I do want to give everybody

a potential trigger warning because we do discuss some sensitive material regarding sex

abuse at one point. So T W before we jump into it though, you guys, I want to give you a

little update. So I have been in Miami for the past five days. I just wanted to go and

have some drinks and dip my toes in the sand. What is that fucking inculcousine? I did my toes

into the sand. I just I wanted to get away. I know that I was just in Yosemite National

Park for an outdoorsy hiking rock, climbing, nature, and getaway. But we all know how that

turned out. It was an extremely traumatic trip for me. If you haven't heard that episode,

go check it out. I cried at the top of the mountain because of my fear of heights and

I had to crawl back down. It was a whole thing. So I just I needed this Miami trip. I needed

a vacation from the vacation. These fucking influencers out here. I am telling you, I actually

follow this one influencer on Instagram. I just need to say this. She went on a trip to

the Maldives with her boyfriend. The trip looked insane. They were like on the beach all

day drinking margaritas. And then on her way back on her first class flight home, she posted

that she needed to do a serious detox after her trip. And she went and like, posted up

at this insanely luxurious hell spawn. I think it was like Palm Springs or some shit. I don't

remember. But I did look it up. It was a thousand dollars a night to drink fucking green juice

and get colonics all day to detox from what laying on the beach. Like she actually needed

a vacation from her vacation. It was an after vacation. Girl, I can hear the world's smallest,

tiny is violent playing right now. Even though I literally just exposed myself or doing

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