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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#29: Hammer Goes Gangam Style

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2012

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

1-Happy Black Friday, I mean Thanksgiving
2-Republicans, shut up the reason you lost is Obama was better
3-You want to secede? Bye its been fun, screw off and play football against each other
4-Weed is legal Twinkies are bankrupt? Oh noooooo
5-Abandon kids football? OK, lets watch the fat teenagers show again
6-Hammer goes Gangam style , and hopefully shares some financial advice Nov 22, 2012

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. Welcome to episode 29 of who's paying attention, my weekly or semi-weekly

0:09.0

or do it as often as I can podcast. Listen, I want to wish you guys a happy Thanksgiving. I think

0:16.0

this podcast might be a short one. It's Wednesday. I have to go have turkey for lunch so I can get in line

0:22.6

for the Black Friday sales that now start on Thursday. Did they even remember Thanksgiving? How bad

0:28.6

is it to be an employee of like, I don't know, Target or Sears or Walmart? Well, Walmart is bad

0:34.7

to be an employee anytime, not just Thanksgiving. But I think it sucks

0:38.1

that they have to go to work Thursday night because the stores want to open. Like, they each want to

0:42.8

beat each other to Black Friday. So my car is already at the mall. I've already left it there.

0:49.9

I parked in advance and I'm getting ready. So, uh So happy Thanksgiving. Listen, I was going to try to

0:59.5

avoid politics this week. I just said, you know, maybe a break from all that nonsense. But you

1:05.6

can't because the stupidity, the level, it, it staggers the mind.

1:13.3

You know, they're still, the Republicans are still coming up with reasons they lost the election.

1:17.9

And what I love, not one of these reasons includes the phrase, oh, Barack Obama was a better candidate.

1:24.2

Barack Obama is the president and knows what he's doing.

1:26.9

No, it couldn't be that. So

1:28.9

Bobby Gendal, who is the governor of Louisiana and who is, I won't say he's as crazy as Rick Perry,

1:38.8

the governor of Texas, and I'll get to Texas later. But Gindal is out there. And these guys can't take a simple lesson from Chris Christie, governor in New Jersey,

1:48.2

who didn't like Barack Obama, didn't like the federal government.

1:50.8

But when the state needed it, he stepped up and said, we got to work together and get

1:54.8

something done on Sandy.

1:56.5

No, the Gindal now he's saying that Romney was wrong for saying that, you know, people who voted for Obama did it to get gifts.

2:06.3

You know, those crazy gifts women want, like contraception and health care.

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