#29 A Dose of Vitamin P To Heal Your Bureaucratis
Streetwise Hebrew
TLV1 Studios
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๐๏ธ 25 February 2014
โฑ๏ธ 8 minutes
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Summary
What's Shitat Matsli'ach? And why do they say that everybody needs ksharim in life? What's protektsia? And what's Vitamin P? So many questions, so little time.
Today we talk about bureaucracy in Israel.
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New Words and Expressions:
Shitat matsliach โ "The maybe successful technique" โ ืฉืืืช ืืฆืืื
"Ani matsliach lehavin pachot" โ "I am successful in understanding less" โ ืื ื ืืฆืืื ืืืืื ืคืืืช
Im hitslachta/hitslacht โ If you succeeded โ ืื ืืฆืืืช
Ksharim โ Connections โ ืงืฉืจืื
Tsarich ksharim ba-chayim โ One needs to have connections in life โ ืฆืจืื ืงืฉืจืื ืืืืื
Protektsya โ Connections โ ืคืจืืืงืฆืื
"Higati la-dalpak, bikashti doctor or, amru li 'ein protektsia, ve-ta'amod ba-tor' โ "I reached the counter, I asked for Doctor Or, they told me, no protektsia, and stand in the line". โ ืืืขืชื ืืืืคืง, ืืืงืฉืชื 'ืืืงืืืจ ืืืจ', ืืืจื ืื ืืื ืคืจืืืงืฆืื, ืืชืขืืื ืืชืืจ
"Vitamin P" โ Protektsya, connections โ ืืืืืื ืคื
Snif โ Branch โ ืกื ืืฃ
"Ha-shvil ha-ze matchil kan, bein snif bank le-maayan" โ This path starts here, between a bank branch and a spring โ ืืฉืืื ืืื ืืชืืื ืืื, ืืื ืกื ืืฃ ืื ืง, ืืืขืืื
"Ha-shvita partsa kmo esh" โ "The strike broke out like fire" โ ืืฉืืืชื ืคืจืฆื ืืื ืืฉ
Lishbot โ To go on strike โ ืืฉืืืช
Etsa โ Advice โ ืขืฆื
Leya'ets โ To give advice โ ืืืืขืฅ
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Playlist and Clips:
Yoni Rechter โ Bimkom Kol Zeย (lyrics)
Dori Ben Ze'ev โ Ani cholem al ha-kayitsย (lyrics)ย
Ehud Banai โ Yotse La'orย (lyrics)
Shalom Chanoch โ Shvitaย (Lyrics)
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| 0:14.0 | This is TLV1. Streetwise Hebrew. |
| 0:27.0 | Hebrew. |
| 0:30.0 | Shalom, it's, Guy from Streetwise Hebrew. |
| 0:33.0 | Today I'd like to share with you some tips for dealing with Israeli bureaucracy. |
| 0:37.0 | So we'll try to make your life better if you live here. |
| 0:40.0 | And on the way, we'll learn Hebrew, so that's good for our listeners around the world as well. |
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| 0:51.0 | First of all, I'd like to tell you about Shitat Matsleach. What does it mean? Shitah, technique. |
| 0:57.0 | Matsleach? Let's listen to a song. |
| 1:00.0 | Animatslyach la Vinpechoat. |
| 1:05.0 | Literally I'm successful in understanding less, Yoni Rhetel. |
| 1:11.0 | So, Shitat Matliach, is a technique which sometimes succeeds and sometimes doesn't, but it's worth trying. |
| 1:18.0 | It's based on a joke where someone sits in a restaurant and when he gets the bill at the end of the meal, he finds a dish called |
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