Welcome back to the Mother Crusher's podcast.

We missed y'all.

Hey!

We started the podcast 10 minutes to go rambling on, but we just didn't know how to start it professionally.

So there you go.

There's your professional intro.

Was that good for you?

Was that good for you?

And luckily for you guys, Corey has a story. We got a Corey story.

I mean, it wasn't a story. Oh, I thought it was.

But I'll just say it. Okay. So, I mean, like, have you ever, like, been out in the public and realize that you forgot you had a mustache?

No, because lucky for me, I don't have one.

Well, that sucks for me. You know what? I got some nipple hair sometimes. I have to tweeze them, you know, every now and then. I have been blessed with like basically a full on mustache, but it's blonde. So I get away with it a little bit, but I definitely shave it. Mm-hmm. Oh, see, that's like the worst thing you can do, right? I hear. So I hear, but it's never been bad for me. Trust me, my nipple hair proved a point. You're grossing out so bad. I'm shabing. I don't really have nipple hair. Just said that to make Corey feel better, better mustache. No, I do. I do. I can't deny it. And anyway. But you shave it. it yeah you should wax it well I'm not most people I would think you would get it waxed I don't

want to wait that long to where you can get it waxed oh that because you got to let it get

like thick no thank you no thank you so that's that is a dilemma but they've got those

little fancy little tiny thin blades right with a little stick. It looks like floss. Almost looks like floss. It's got a blade on it. So you just touch it up. Well, see, I've been seeing that like shaving your whole face is kind of good for your skin now. Oh, gosh. Well, can you please shave your whole face and then don't do it again for a month and let us just say what Chewbacca

situation we got going on. I've never had an issue with shave. I've been shaving my mustache

since grade school. When's the first time that you shaved your mustache? I'll tell you because I

remember. I'll tell you. I don't remember his name, but the little asshole was a little grade school kid. I was in second grade and he said, eh, you have a mustache. Of course he did. And so then I was traumatized, went home, shaved it. Your mustache has to be real hard to say too, though, because like you have real blonde hairs. Apparently you saw it. Where were you, were you like in the sun and it was glistening in the sunshine?

Maybe, but it was enough to make me never have it again.

This was eighth grade?

No, this was second grade.

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