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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

289-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2015

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Be careful if you like to drink Starbucks like the mommies do. There's a secret that we've all just learned of and that is that Starbucks coffees and lattes CAN get you pregnant! It's true. Pastor Manning has informed us to just be careful because there are gay men masturbating into your drinks at Starbucks and that's why it's delicious but also dangerous. Who knew that Shane Lee could be such a polarizing figure?!? We dive into some of the emails from listeners - some weren't too happy with us! Plus is #WipeGate ever REALLY over? This time our closest family and friends weigh in. What does Maria say? Cousin Juli? Even Charo lets us know what time it is. And the debut of the Miami Fart Machine will surely have you whistling this hit for days to come. Do we have one the top selling artists of all time on the phone? Si, Senora!

Transcript

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What is the bite?

0:02.0

Just a bite.

0:04.0

What is the bite?

0:06.0

Look at this.

0:08.0

What is the bite?

0:10.0

Like a smear.

0:12.0

It's not chocolate.

0:14.0

What is the bite?

0:16.0

Just a bite.

0:18.0

Look at this.

0:20.0

Like a smear.

0:22.0

It's not chocolate.

0:24.0

It's chocolate.

0:26.0

It's not chocolate.

0:30.0

It's not chocolate.

0:32.0

Look at this.

0:34.0

The brown on my...

0:36.0

Tushy, touchy, touchy.

0:38.0

Just a bite.

0:40.0

What is the bite?

0:42.0

Look at this.

0:44.0

What is the bite?

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