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The Golden Ratio Podcast

289. Gummy Ducky

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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0:00.0

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom, joined over

0:13.2

distance by G.R. Dad. Hi. How's it going, G.R. Dad? It's fine. I'm right far away.

0:20.7

You, I mean, you're on my screens. You look pretty close to me, actually. Interesting.

0:27.5

How are things in Columbus, Ohio? It's fine. It was okay. I got up to the 50s. This morning,

0:33.0

it was 31 degrees. I could see my breath and I had a slight conibction. That's bullshit.

0:40.5

It's like my thin floor to blood. Hello, dude. It was fine. We'll do the whole Columbus update

0:48.3

as we get into dog updates. But last we forget, the cocktail of the week this week is the Man

0:54.2

of War, which I like to think is like the Portuguese Man of War, a jellyfish that most certainly

1:00.8

would be carefully yeeted at our house. Oh, I would eat recklessly. I don't care. But the

1:08.0

Man of War is actually named after the racehorse. Oh, it is? Yeah. I think the racehorse is

1:13.2

named after a ship. Man of War was a kind of ship, wasn't it? I don't know. Let's see. Man,

1:21.7

oh, war. This is the very engaging Googling section. Let's see. The Man of War horse.

1:33.0

No, before that. Man of War was a great horse, yes. I'm just thinking if we can find out what,

1:37.8

I mean, maybe he was named after the jellyfish. That seems like a step down in animal naming.

1:46.9

Well, oh, well, overseas, his wife named the full Man of War in honor of her husband.

1:57.9

Who was a man of war? Get out of here. That makes no sense. That's something completely different.

2:08.2

Not long after the cult was fooled, Belmont, Jr joined the US Army at age 65 to serve in France

2:13.8

during World War I. Whoa. Well, he was overseas. His wife named the full Man of War. So there you go. Man.

2:20.3

Okay. She didn't name it old man, Clayton. That's old. 65 is okay. It's a go to war. Anyway,

2:28.5

a man of war has bourbon, cunt, quantro, sweet vermouth, lemon juice, and simple syrup.

2:34.3

And a triple crown. And a triple crown. All right. You ready for administrative corner?

2:42.2

I love administrative corner. Yeah.

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