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How Long Gone

289. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

One on one today Chris is in snowy New York and TJ is back home in Glendale, we chat about chilly temperatures, a Le Pain Quotidien scene report, why Kanye and Pete need to physically fight, the Netflix Hype House program, we break down the mechanics of Drake using hot sauce to exterminate the sperm in his spent condom, disinfecting the airplane seat with the tiny wipe, Djokovic getting kicked out of Australia, what the fuck is Wordle, the scourge of Coachella lineup meme, Jeff Goldblum walking Prada, Billie Eilish's agent on the Lolita Express, and we complain about the word "Showrunner." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

And the How long gone, gone Sunday morning coming to you not live from Glendale, Chris is in Snowy, New York.

0:22.6

That's not very pee, is it?

0:24.0

It's not snowing, first of all, but yesterday

0:27.4

was that kind of cold that even though I was wearing my

0:30.6

Noah Beanie pulled over my eartops and my district vision shades to block the wind my face was still in pain

0:36.8

So even with your district vision sunglasses it was still cold? Unfortunately yes I thought I was going for like a 70s apre look, but I was only going to meet a Marjib at the recently

0:51.0

reopened Le Pan Quitted Han.

0:53.2

So you had your a pre-ski look to hit LQ.

1:00.6

But it was with a no-been as opera a more day own no no your vibe was no you had to no

1:09.1

Instead of hitting the the black diamond slopes you were about to hit an ice macha.

1:15.2

I hit a no I hit a so I don't know if you're familiar as familiar with the

1:19.8

L. PQ franchise but it's it's been a Mar Deep and I's kind of go to

1:23.2

Saturday spot for years because it's yeah that's your cheers I went there once with you guys

1:27.8

and I was like what the fuck is wrong with you? Well it's just a normal place that's not

1:31.1

like 40 white girls waiting in line smelling like

1:34.0

coach perfume to get some no it's 40 white moms waiting in line no that's the

1:40.3

thing it's the most diverse crowd in New York City that's the beauty of it because I'm not talking about the people that work there. I'm talking about customers. I am too and I'm also talking about the well they also have a bathroom that I think people know they can use so I think that helps with diversity okay

1:53.0

because it just kind of brings it kind of brings in people off the street you know what I'm saying

1:56.4

I gotta say I didn't have in my 20-20 bingo cards for you to be kind of a

2:02.1

favor of places that do unhoused toilet access?

2:06.5

No, no, no.

2:07.1

I wasn't saying unhoused.

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