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The Horny Housewife

288. Thirst Traps, Sex Toys & Going from 'Mommy Mode' to 'HH'

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.61.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Today one husband is on the verge of divorce as his wife as taken her social media hobby of "bikini modeling" to the level....he isnt comfortable with. Another wife recieved a giant d!ldo as a gift awhile back and husband found...he wasn't exactly turned on. Lastly a tale as old as time, a wife who dearly loves her husband and struggles to go from mommy mode to "horny housewife" as the day evolves. tune in now to hear solutions! ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Bluechew: buy 2 months of Bluechew GOLD recieve your third free using code HOUSEWIFE at https://www.bluechew.com FUM: Visit tryfum.com and use code HOUSEWIFE to get your free gift today! Popstar: Get 20% off your purchase when you visit https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife use promo code hornyhousewife

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, we're in the closet. Okay, so we're starting off with a bank. If you are new here, you're like, what the fuck is going on? Back in the old days, she was in the closet, and I'm not going to say anything else and give any more context. And I've been deathly ill. I think I was like, I have walking pneumonia, and then I saw the Kyle Busch died.

0:22.4

And I was like, am I going to get sepsis and die? And no, that sounds like inappropriate. And that wasn't a joke. I just literally have horrifically intrusive thoughts about death. And I watched Kyle Busch's wife and his sons cry and weep and the sun be so strong and everybody crying

0:37.6

and I'm crying and crying and I don't watch NASCAR. I fucking hate NASCAR, but social media, okay?

0:43.9

And anytime someone randomly dies, it really true. And then I imagine everyone I know randomly dying.

0:54.4

I play the whole thing out through the funeral to the other.

0:57.7

It's really hard.

0:59.7

It's really hard.

1:00.7

I remember at my mother's funeral, this got dark.

1:03.0

Wow.

1:04.3

That's what happens when you get in the closet.

1:06.4

At my mom's funeral, this lady, I have no fucking, I think it was someone who worked at the funeral home at the end was like, okay, like, it's done. It's fucking over.

1:18.2

And, and says something along the lines of like make sure, like, the family has all of you here now, but in three months when everybody resumes

1:30.1

with their life and goes back to normal, the people that won't are the people who buried

1:36.2

this person, they're fucked up still and they're going to be fucked up for a good while.

1:41.5

So that really stuck with me because it's so true. And how did we get

1:45.8

here? Let's move forward. Please something surface level. Like Bravo. Yeah. Just relaxed. Okay.

1:55.7

And I have a predominantly male audience, but you're going to ride this with me because 90% of you are married.

2:03.3

So you have wives. And if you actually listen to this show, there's a good chance that your

2:08.7

wife is a weird bitch like me and we might like the same things. So we're going to touch on

2:16.5

my thoughts on Amanda and Kyle.

2:19.4

Just real quick.

2:20.7

If you don't know what it is, there was a woman married to a man who became an adult baby DJ

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