288. Thirst Traps, Sex Toys & Going from 'Mommy Mode' to 'HH'
The Horny Housewife
THH Media LLC
4.6 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, we're in the closet. Okay, so we're starting off with a bank. If you are new here, you're like, what the fuck is going on? Back in the old days, she was in the closet, and I'm not going to say anything else and give any more context. And I've been deathly ill. I think I was like, I have walking pneumonia, and then I saw the Kyle Busch died. |
| 0:22.4 | And I was like, am I going to get sepsis and die? And no, that sounds like inappropriate. And that wasn't a joke. I just literally have horrifically intrusive thoughts about death. And I watched Kyle Busch's wife and his sons cry and weep and the sun be so strong and everybody crying |
| 0:37.6 | and I'm crying and crying and I don't watch NASCAR. I fucking hate NASCAR, but social media, okay? |
| 0:43.9 | And anytime someone randomly dies, it really true. And then I imagine everyone I know randomly dying. |
| 0:54.4 | I play the whole thing out through the funeral to the other. |
| 0:57.7 | It's really hard. |
| 0:59.7 | It's really hard. |
| 1:00.7 | I remember at my mother's funeral, this got dark. |
| 1:03.0 | Wow. |
| 1:04.3 | That's what happens when you get in the closet. |
| 1:06.4 | At my mom's funeral, this lady, I have no fucking, I think it was someone who worked at the funeral home at the end was like, okay, like, it's done. It's fucking over. |
| 1:18.2 | And, and says something along the lines of like make sure, like, the family has all of you here now, but in three months when everybody resumes |
| 1:30.1 | with their life and goes back to normal, the people that won't are the people who buried |
| 1:36.2 | this person, they're fucked up still and they're going to be fucked up for a good while. |
| 1:41.5 | So that really stuck with me because it's so true. And how did we get |
| 1:45.8 | here? Let's move forward. Please something surface level. Like Bravo. Yeah. Just relaxed. Okay. |
| 1:55.7 | And I have a predominantly male audience, but you're going to ride this with me because 90% of you are married. |
| 2:03.3 | So you have wives. And if you actually listen to this show, there's a good chance that your |
| 2:08.7 | wife is a weird bitch like me and we might like the same things. So we're going to touch on |
| 2:16.5 | my thoughts on Amanda and Kyle. |
| 2:19.4 | Just real quick. |
| 2:20.7 | If you don't know what it is, there was a woman married to a man who became an adult baby DJ |
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