Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. A lot of fun. We're going to have this episode. A lot of fun. But first, let's do some housekeeping. I'm going to be the Ridgefield Playhouse on February 25th. I believe. Yeah.

In Ridgefield, Connecticut, if you want to grab your tickets to that small room into mid show about 500 seats. We're going to see half of them sold out today when we announce and then hopefully we'll get to a second show up there as well. Our friend, Yannis pop is may stop buying. Do some guests. He lives right in that area. So that should be a lot of fun. Prince Andrew, friend of the show, settled a sexual. What was it? Miss conduct lawsuit and civil sex case.

Now, you know, Prince Andrew, friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein and Jislaan Maxwell named in this lawsuit with Virginia, Gufre, Guffrey, who claims she was forced to have sex with him forced.

To have sex with him on three occasions in 2001 after being trafficked by his pedophile, pal, Jeffrey Epstein and Jislaan Maxwell. And it was the result of intense negotiations between both sides that were finalized on Monday, a source with knowledge of the complex deal suggested it was only after Andrew was able to provide proof that the remaining funds would be available from the $17 million sale of the

Swiss chalet, he owned with his former wife, Sarah Ferguson. You know what I said, Virginia, Gufre, get that money, baby. A lot of people might be angry at her because they want to see this guy. You know, you they want to see him in jail.

But these people, she doesn't owe you anything. She's a trafficking victim and listen, she went through hell. And however, she decides to deal with it is how she and the queen is giving her money. Queen Elizabeth to the sex abuse charity. So it's like it's into a sex abuse charity.

What's the queen's name is Elizabeth Elizabeth. Yeah. Queen Elizabeth donating money to the, I mean, you know, that's coming up at Christmas when she talks to Prince Andrew.

And are donated to million dollars to a charity because of your behavior.

So you know that's going down. A royal source said, quote, she cannot be seen making a payment to a victim of sexual assault who accused her son of being an abuser.

But a deal with structure in such a way to arrange a sizable financial contribution to the settlement by way of a charitable donation and set. So everything's over now.

COVID's over, Epstein's over. You got to get a new script. Everything is over. Whatever you want to talk about is done. There was no reckoning.

There was no bomb that went off. There was no explosion. QAnon was fake. Nothing happened. Nobody went to jail. They didn't open up Gipmo. Nobody got locked up.

Now that happened. All your QAnon influencers have moved on to the vaccine. They're going to move on from that in a few months too. Trust me.

It's, you know, there is no season finale that anybody was happy with. And this will be the final story of this case, which again was a pretty earth shattering case that there was an island in this which now everyone's board of it.

And everybody's like, whatever. But let's just because we're not going to talk about I get flat people we want more to go. There's nothing left. We've picked it all off the bone. There's nothing here. But just a fun recap as we leave.

The topic for a while, unless there's something new, there was an island in the South Pacific owned by a guy who was a billionaire pedophile and people would go to it to fuck kids on the island. And those people were running the world.

That's all proven. That's all real and proven. And this will be the final story that this weird kind of guy, Prince Andrew, who seems a little he's on the spectrum.

Neurodivergent is, you know, paying this woman some money who went through hell and was trafficked by Jeffrey and just Lane. She's Lane, I guess we'll just be in jail until they kill her or whatever. However, they're going to deal with her.

But it's over. And I mean, there again, there, there was no real resolution as there wasn't going to be mean, just Lane, Maxwell, the sacrifice or she'll end up in jail and they'll either get rid of her or whatever is going to happen.

But again, this wasn't going to bring down like all the dominoes were not going to fall here. I mean, that's pretty obvious to everyone now. This is seemingly the final story. This reminded me of COVID. Now it's like it's like they're taking the last mask.

You know, they're going to take the mask off the last kid at gym and they'll be like, and done. And they throw it in the garbage. Run free. Run free and breathe now. Sorry, we masked you for two years outside.

Seems insane. Run free and bring. So this is what it is now. I mean, blackmail is gone. I guess pretty digital. I'm sure that you'll still see a honey pot here and there.

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