288: The Office Crushes Draft

The Michael Scott Podcast Company - An Office Podcast

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Kevin: Jim has got it bad for Pam. Creed: Oh ho! Which one is Pam? Write a letter to your crush and put it in a teapot—this week we’re drafting Office crushes! We use the fantasy draft format to cover wide of crushes that take place over the show’s 9 seasons. And of course we cover all of the stolen glances, voicemails from Michael, and Sexy Tobys that go into those workplace infatuations. Then we head to the Conference Room where we talk about what we’d do if we fell into a Ryan Howard-esque spiral into blonde tips and bowling alley employment! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, and unreleased episodes of this show. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by the current account switch service.
0:04.8	Valentine's Day is a bit like switching bank accounts.
0:07.9	You don't want any unwanted surprises.
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0:25.1	A quick clarifying question before we start.
0:28.4	Crushes.
0:29.3	Yes.
0:30.0	To be defined as a crush.
0:31.8	Anytime somebody is crushed by piano.
0:35.9	The bailer.
0:37.1	Yeah.
0:38.5	It doesn't have to be so big, you know, it could be.
0:42.5	Michael's foot.
0:43.4	Like an Acmey sort of sledgehammer.
0:45.8	Michael's foot getting crushed in a George Foreman grill.
0:48.5	That would count.
0:49.2	Bandy humping Toby against the wall.
0:52.2	Out of paper, out of stock. There's friendly faces around the block, break loose from the chains
0:59.3	that are causing your pain.
1:02.3	Call Michael and Stanley, Jim Dwight Creed, call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs
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