New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While stocks

last, subject to availability.

And this giant comes out of the cave and they're all frozen. And he starts running and firing

up this giant. With a giant move. He's got a spear in one hand and he's running really

fast. And spears. Dan, hold them up like this. Somebody else shoot them in the face, shoot

them in the face, they basically decapitate them.

Got spurs. Got spurs. Got spurs. When he's got about 15 years away from me. I raise that

4 gauge. I blow this head off.

I feel something pulling at my leg. And I look over and there are two small gray intensity

pulling it. And they're literally I'm getting pulled off of that.

I reach my hand in this bush and I touch air. Couldn't breathe and it couldn't move.

Because I know I'm seeing a monster.

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