287. Taylor Williamson, Joanna Sternberg, Karen Kwak
Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker
Forever Dog
4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 29 February 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
For the first time ever Office Hours celebrates Leap Day with with special guests comedian Taylor Williamson, musician Joanna Sternberg performing the beautiful "I've Got Me" and Glendale city council candidate Karen Kwak checking in on zoom. As if that wasn't enough, we debuted Donald Trump's new character "Gremlin Boy," got an exclusive review of last week's show from Doug, and talked to lots of YOU on zoom and the hotline.
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| 0:00.0 | Forever |
| 0:01.2 | Dog |
| 0:03.6 | It sure smells good |
| 0:05.1 | Good, good, good, good, I like having fun, I like to laugh, I like to meet people who can make me. |
| 0:12.6 | Good morning, everybody. |
| 0:16.8 | Welcome to the show. |
| 0:18.6 | Office Hour's Live is live February 20. What? February 20. Huh? |
| 0:27.6 | February 20. What? You don't get this every year, folks. It is leap day. Mark it on your calendars. How exciting. how exciting what a we're going to talk about it all |
| 0:39.4 | during the show it's all i want to talk about is what is it why why why why behind me an empty chair |
| 0:47.4 | oh behind me rosy do rosy de dog Doug's still down under but we got a special video from Doug coming in today That I just I was You know what I wrote to Doug? This is just a This is a tease He sent a video I said bud This is masterful Doug I wasn't fucking kidding I haven't seen it yet Are you serious? I'm serious I don't think he me. He did. You just don't let you miss half the shit we send. Doug, dog, dog. But Victor, speaking to the burger boys here, Victor Burger, the Burger Meister. What, oh here. What's it, everybody? The bad news is... Oh, good. Let's start with the bad news, folks. |
| 1:28.1 | I sat down and the oat milk is bad. |
| 1:30.9 | It is? |
| 1:31.3 | The little pieces of... |
| 1:32.4 | I didn't know oat milk went bad. |
| 1:34.4 | Went bad, so... |
| 1:35.5 | I'm going to drink it anyway. |
| 1:36.2 | You're going to be vomiting from your... |
| 1:37.7 | Well, from my asshole? |
| 1:40.3 | Probably. |
| 1:41.9 | Captain Carlin is here. |
| 1:43.5 | And we have Taylor Williamson in the house. |
| 1:47.3 | I usually do that as a Taylor Williamson in the house. |
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