#287: "Somebody Stop Me!" with Kareem Matthews

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2018

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Kareem Matthews joins the gang to talk the NBA Finals, baseball, NHL, UFC and boxing.
Hosts Ari Shaffir, Jayson Thibault, Sam Tripoli, and The Fight Nanny also pick World Cup teams, and the details of Sam's Reverse Kobayashi payoff are discussed.
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Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many, many others.

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0:00.0	Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,
0:06.0	three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:11.1	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:13.1	All right.
0:13.9	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:16.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:19.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:22.6	All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat. Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel
0:27.4	with us. P. and Dau Ferris, there is another way.
0:30.0	For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
0:35.2	This is the mani bitch!
0:38.4	Dildo corn is alive and kicking.
0:41.8	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times if you know what I'm saying.
0:45.0	This brother breaking all the 40 yard raw.
0:48.0	This brother, come on zip it.
0:51.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
0:52.0	You call that a penalty?
0:54.4	Who's number one?
0:55.4	Who's number one?
0:56.1	It's the LA clippers.
0:57.2	Oh, shut up!
0:59.2	You're staying it for all people.
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