If you're going to create a religion, why not make it revolve around cool, clone making aliens,

and make it super sex positive? There aren't many religions or cults, whatever you end up calling

these believers on this tiny blue ball in space of ours, like the Rayleans. Sometimes pronounce

Ray aliens. I'm going to go with Rayleans because it's easier to say. Mix ancient alien beliefs

and counter culture free love ideals, filter it through a French failed musician and race car

enthusiasts. Intense desire to feel important and get laid and you have yourself the fringe UFO

religious movement of the Rayleans, who currently claim more than 100,000 sexy nerdy clone loving

believers. There is so much to this group from building an embassy for their alien gods to land at

in the near future to their cringy logo to a program called Cliterade, their order of angels,

and their claims of clones which tie to both a form of immortality and sex slave fantasies. Today,

we meet these alien lovers and their founder and prophet, Rael, also known as Rael, real name

Claude, who really wants you to love him, especially if you're a very attractive young woman.

Grab your space helmets and moon boots for a kind of cult, cult, cult, cult, sex, sex,

sex, intergalactic edition of Timezuck. This is Michael McDonald and you're listening to Time

zuck. Happy Monday, meat sacks. Let's get so fucking weird today. Welcome to the cult of the curious.

I'm Dan Coleman, the suck master, Elohim clone sex slave product tester, life inside Elizabeth's

stunt double, and you are listening to Timezuck. Hail Nimrod, Hail Luciferina. Did you give Claude

the idea for his sex religion, praiseable jangles, and glory be to triple M. Thanks to everyone who

came out a few weekends back to the Oklahoma City standup shows. So fun. I will get back there

someday, really like the city of Oklahoma City. That's first time I spent time there. At land of

this coming weekend, six shows at the punchline. Most shows sold out and not many tickets left,

so grab them fast. If you want to come, looking forward to a lot of fun there. Another great city.

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