Welcome to another exciting edition of the Thought Police. We're into week 12 I think of the

Lady Government Kevin. Kevin O'Sullivan is here, how I am?

I'm very well.

Fullham we've got to talk about later on.

Oh yeah, because...

The Hummed, no, I don't want to talk about the football,

I want to talk about Mohammed Al-Fai-E.

People keep saying to me, you're not supposed to call him Al-Fai-E because Al was a sort of

of the name that he adopted.

Yeah, because that's like being a lord or a sir. Right. It's like being an Egyptian and

even a scumbach. And he was not an owl. He stuck that in himself. No.

Right. We'll come back to that. We'll come back to that. We'll come back to that because we've got to start a good full of mono by the way. Well, you say

is many faults? Despite the fact that the women's team seems to have to accept himself

so every time he walked in. Anyway, you're having a shower? Yeah, thank you,

beloved. Anyway, yeah, so we got to talk start off, I suppose, with, you know, the

crackdown on crime in Britain because we all know, you know Steve Carnes looking out for us

all in London meanwhile if that Cooper is going to crack down on crime they've

had a fucking knife amnesty they've banned Ninja knives now, you can hand in your

fucking zombie knife or if you like. Meanwhile, there's a lot of cunts riding around on

moped-bed stealing phones and I speak from experience because I had mine

fucking neck this week at a bus stop I mean partly

my own fault because I did the thing that I said I would never do which is stand by the

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