287 - Howard the Duck
Romancing the Pod
Romancing the Pod - Paige Wesley, Todd Schlosser
4.8 • 719 Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2026
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
"Paige made us look at duck titties"
This week’s most romantic movie is... Howard the Duck. This film has everything: Tiny used condoms, illegal jacuzzis you can rent by the hour, And a horrific truth about ducks that are "Tops". If you love Cajun sushi diners, Quack Fu mugging lessons, and a Stargate that’s somehow being used to test space gases, this episode’s for you!
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| 0:18.6 | You better not have no planes tonight |
| 0:21.1 | Movie time and it's feeling bright |
| 0:25.3 | You're looking for a love than last |
| 0:29.5 | You'll find it up romance in the podcast |
| 0:33.6 | Ooh, ooh baby had me out hello. |
| 0:39.1 | Ooh, I love you. |
| 0:41.3 | I know. |
| 0:43.1 | Ooh, ooh, baby, you're the wind beneath my wings. |
| 0:47.1 | Ooh, ah. |
| 0:49.2 | I'll have what she's having. |
| 0:51.1 | Thank you for tuning into romancing the pod. |
| 0:53.0 | You had to set hello. |
| 0:54.0 | I'm Quack Wesley. |
| 0:55.1 | And I'm Quack Schlosser, which means Paige made us look at duck titties. |
| 0:59.8 | So clearly we watched Howard the Duck. |
| 1:04.4 | All right. |
| 1:05.0 | So Paige, was this the first time you saw this movie? |
| 1:07.6 | It was my first time. |
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