Okay, so this is an old Mitch Hedberg joke, and I've never heard a better one-liner.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too. Yep. Good evening everybody and welcome to the graveyard. Thank you for joining us tonight. My name is Adam and my name's Matt now.

Pull up a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable because this is

graveyard tails.

All right, everybody, here we are again, Matt.

How you doing tonight, brother?

Hey, I'm doing great. Excellent. I'm really looking forward to tonight. Oh, me too. It's gonna be great. Me too. So let's knock out housekeeping real quick before we get into it. As we always say go check out the podbelly network at podbelly.com. You can find a list of

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Side Quest that we do and it's nothing like graveyard tales.

It's more off the cuff if you want to hear us tell dirty jokes and stuff we do it on

there we do cuss on that so that's not as family friendly as this one is that's

why it's behind the Patreon wall there, but we are loving

doing side quest. And if you like Matt and I it gives you a whole other side of me and Matt to to check out.

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