Hello and welcome to reality TV cringe.

I am one of your hosts, Delia, and I'm here with my real tight home girl and my daughter-in-law,

the effervescent, the juicy Lucy.

That's me. Was that too gross? No. Could I call you a juicy Lucy Beatrice. That's me.

Was that too gross? No. Could I call you a juicy Lucy? Juicy Lucy. It's probably inappropriate. No, you talk about my razor blade like all the time. I do. Okay, so I don't mean anything by and I'm just saying, you're just so young and pretty, just walking around that big old booty. I just, It harkens me back to the days when I was walking around like that.

But anyway. walking around that big old booty, honey. I just, it harkens me back to the days when I was walking around like that.

But anyway, we are here to talk sister wives, honey.

And I'm going to try and not be negative.

Me too.

I'm going to be so positive about this whack-ass Christmas special that we got this Sunday.

And I'm going to really do my very best to recap with some optimism.

Yeah.

You're welcome.

Yeah.

Before we get into it, though, we do have to issue you a disclaimer.

Please hide your wife and hide your kids. This a politically incorrect podcast which simply means that

we're stupid objectively we're dumb yeah we say things without doing any research and we don't

care we're inflammatory we're incendiary and we're pretty so so if you're sensitive

go away already uh And we're pretty. So pretty. And so if you're sensitive.

Go away already.

You might want to find yourself another dumpster.

But if you're ready to party and have fun for Christmas in October, then welcome to this dumpster. And if you like what we do over here,

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