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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 6 December 2016

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

Craig Campbell returns to the Skeptic Tank to talk about snowboarding. He's a crazy back country snowboarder on top of being a comic. He's that guy who's skiing next to you on a path and then all of a sudden he just jumps off the side of the mountain into the woods. What is wrong with you? We did this in Scotland at the Edinburgh Fringe and I saved it till now because it's mother Fing ski season, you guys! Fresh pow in all your futures!

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0:00.0	I just said Andy, if I like, if I carry in what I was maybe 10 feet away from him behind him
0:07.7	and looking off the cliff face and then seeing another sort of like maybe 30 or 40 feet down,
0:15.2	I could see more snow beyond like my own vision, right?
0:18.4	So I thought if I carried speed, I could land in that snow further on.
0:22.6	The snow that I could see, but I thought I'll use Andy's eyes because he's at the cliff face.
0:26.5	I was just like, you know, Andy, if I like, carry the speed I have from this point here.
0:30.5	Where do you mean yell at him?
0:31.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's like, you know, side on to the cliff and kind of like assessing it and, you know,
0:36.0	see your way up like, hey, come to catch up.
0:37.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah, Andy, if I carry the speed from here to the face and like and launch it,
0:44.8	what will happen? Like do I have a landing, right? You quite often will ask that and snowboarding
0:48.7	or back under you. Do I have a landing there, man? And are they'll design the, you know, they'll
0:53.3	describe the area that you're likely to impact and and just like looked at me really frankly,
0:59.2	just said, you'll die. Just like just you'll die. Don't do that. Like just said, don't do that.
1:05.2	Like don't you will die.
1:23.4	And I brought me some corn for papa. The lights are turned away down low. Let it snow. Let it snow.
1:36.2	Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I'm back from two weeks off. Sorry about that. But I was editing my special.
1:42.1	Is that any of my special? Does it look amazing? Come on. Obviously it does.
1:48.7	Okay, here's your deal, you guys. It's December. It's December, which means snow.
1:51.8	I'm right now sitting in an airport, which is why I'm not that loud, staring at a bunch of snow
1:56.1	pouring down on the layover back from LA to New York. December means one thing. It means snow.
2:03.2	It means cold and it means skiing, you guys. And also for young punks out there, it means snowboarding.
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