Okay, folks, you're listening to the latest chapter, the latest great adventure,

on life on planet Porky, and a very cold one, I have to say.

Miss Jones, I have got my overcoat back on.

I am treading on crispy grass as I walk across the

north downs. It's my sort of weather. Do you know, I went to get in my car this morning. I couldn't

get the boot open. It was frozen, frozen, closed. And then I got in the car and, you know, you sit

there trying to clear everything and stuff. And went, reached for my bottle of water then I got in the car and, you know, you sit there trying to clear everything and stuff.

And went, reached for my bottle of water that I keep in the car and went to take a little drink from it.

And the water was frozen in the bottle.

My God, inside the car.

Inside the car. It was that cold this morning.

Do you know what? I remember years ago when I got my first Voxal Viva,

when you woke up on mornings like this morning,

you were terrified that your engine had frozen up.

In those days, if you didn't put what's called anti-freeze...

That they used to put in wine at one point, didn't they? Yes, that's right, yeah. Unless you'd put anti-freeze that they used to put in wine at one point, didn't they?

Yes, that's right, yeah. Unless you'd put anti-freeze into your radiator around about November,

and then when it came to sort of December, January, and it was freezing gold,

you literally, your engine would freeze up and it would just wreck your engine, you know.

So I was always very, very

careful about the antifreeze. Of course, these days, certainly in my car, I can't even get to the

engine now. I don't know about you. If you ever lift the bonnet or the hood, as they call it,

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