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The Tiny Meat Gang Podcast

286: Crustacean Redemption Arc ft. Brian J. Alvarez

The Tiny Meat Gang Podcast

TMG Studios

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.931K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Tik Tok legend Brian J. Alvarez beams up with Cody. They discuss what it’s like in the GIGANTIC apple, Cocaine Bear, reasons that all animals are actually just dogs and why Vegas truly is a wonderland.

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Chapters
0:00 Our Sober Stepdad
2:25 Intro
3:30 Housekeeping
3:59 Good for Your Heart
7:04 Obsessive & Extremist
9:40 Getting Drunk at Cody’s Wedding
11:21 DoorDash
12:38 Life in Australia
16:22 All About Accents
20:05 Australian Asbestos
24:22 Honey
25:32 Daisy Jones & The Six
26:22 What’s Up with Brian
28:18 Life in New York
31:10 Bruce Springsteen in NYC
34:20 Small Bladder Moments
35:48 Bruce’s Greatest Hits
36:58 The New Beatles
37:45 BetterHelp
39:17 Intense City Living
42:03 Cocaine Bear
46:42 SeatGeek
48:40 All Animals Are Dogs
50:25 Crab Redemption Arc
53:28 Cody’s Training Regimen
57:03 M3GAN
58:40 Hot Guy Filter
59:50 Getting Buccal Fat Removal
1:02:30 Considering a Hair Transplant
1:04:50 Cody’s Facial Hair Eras
1:07:38 Vegas Wonderland
1:12:52 Encore at Encore

Transcript

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0:00.0

Sorry.

0:03.5

It's just a little bit of I just have a wicked fever right now. That's it. Oh, nice.

0:09.0

My nose sounds stopped. I was I called my friend. She's like, do you have a cold? I was like, no, she's like, oh, and I was like, do I sound like I have a cold?

0:15.9

She's like, no, but definitely she thought I did. No, that's it's me too right now. I feel like

0:22.4

Pass a certain age you have like anything more than one drink and you'd get a cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I haven't

0:29.7

How do drinks since I was 22 but I wait really? Oh, I didn't know that yeah, I'm I'm I'm long time

0:36.9

Straight edge. Yeah straight edge with the axis on my hand

0:41.4

No, I'm no, I'm sober just because I was like a drunk at like I was like I could legally drink for one year and then

0:47.6

I was just drunk that whole year. It was the best year. Yeah, damn well. I was incredible

0:52.3

Yeah, I miss it every day. So you at 22 at 22 made the decision like this is getting out of hand already

0:59.0

Yeah, cuz it was

1:01.0

I mean, I would be drunk right now like that's that's how it really yeah

1:05.0

Like more like all day all night. Yeah, you kind of like on the weekdays and you drink a lot

1:09.2

Yeah, yeah, you drink a lot to get yourself to sleep and then you like wake up with kind of the

1:14.4

What's it called you kind of jitters the shakes? Oh, yeah, you were yeah, I was in you were in pretty deep

1:21.0

Awesome, you do one year or both what you would do one year or both I do both

1:26.2

But it I mean it you know, it's just whatever you want your style. Okay, let's try it on both. Yeah

1:32.8

Lady ladies and gentlemen today ladies ladies

1:38.2

ladies

1:40.3

This is a message for you

1:42.3

Now I'm kidding. We well. No, all is is still he's out on tour sharing his comedy with the with the world and with the

1:50.7

Flyover cities

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