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🗓️ 15 March 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome back to the basement yard page for you on how you doing Frank. Why did you start like that? |
0:05.0 | I don't know I was full on ready for you to two things one. Yes, just farted to and it's traveled up my my sweater |
0:11.5 | And it smells like a pumpkin really yeah, yeah, it's kind of impressive usually I fart like that around October people would pay for that |
0:17.6 | What apart your thoughts? |
0:20.6 | People pay no one's ever paid for do the people pay for for fucking farty farty pay paid farts people pay for those people |
0:27.4 | Definitely pay for paying farts. I would definitely like an old Italian woman how they make sauce and put it in their garage |
0:32.1 | I'll fart in jars and put it in my garage dude people will be so fucking hype if you did that |
0:36.0 | Dude because sometimes I'll fart and it smells like a doctor's office another time it'll smell like a rubber glove |
0:40.3 | Oh, other times it smells like pumpkins and then other times smells like fucking poop. Yeah, yeah |
0:44.2 | Well that that last one makes the most sense. Yeah, that one is most of the time usually when I eat ice cream |
0:49.1 | Really, yeah, do you get do they like hurt you? Do they burn sometimes farts burn butts 11 that was Kits old screening |
0:55.1 | That was yeah, yeah, yeah, but no, I it doesn't really hurt too much because I like to eat healthy now |
1:00.6 | Sell it in a candle baby, but back in the day |
1:02.4 | I used to drink a lot of milk like I'd be thirsty and bake you know what? |
1:05.0 | I'm just gonna drink a ton of milk and then I would you know |
1:07.0 | I'll be farting and it'd be burning my my rim |
1:09.5 | That's pretty good also one thing I wanted to say before we start here today is that |
1:14.7 | Before when you were in the bathroom |
1:16.3 | I was in the kitchen and I was eating a banana. Oh, yeah, and as you were |
1:19.9 | Oh, yeah, and as you were coming out of the bathroom, I was like, oh, this will be a funny joke |
1:25.6 | So I pretended to take the banana and shove it in my ass and I was just like oh and then you never came |
1:32.4 | So I was just in my you I was just in my kitchen and no one's looking at me doing the show |
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