285: The Real Bling Ring: Part 2

True Crime Obsessed

Society & Culture, Comedy, True Crime

4.2 • 35.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Listen, in part 2, celebrities like Orlando Bloom are here to kick some freaking ass...so that's awesome.

Not to blame the victims here, but WHY DON'T CELEBRITIES LOCK THEIR DOORS? Anyway, meet Nick and Rachel, two bored, celebrity obsessed, high schoolers who decide it would be cool to break into the homes of celebrities like Paris Hilton, ORLANDO BLOOM, and Rachel Bilsion TO GO SHOPPING IN THEIR CLOSETS. They become self described "sexy bandits" as they steal from the rich and famous who, SOMEHOW, seem not to notice. MUST BE NICE. What will it take to bring these idiots down? And what kind of price will they even have to pay?

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0:00.0	Who would you rob if you were Nick? If you were like a totally just soulless moral. I don't know. I would style do you love the indigo girl. Okay. I would rate their closets. They all the clothes I love.
0:12.4	Done. But you would never I would never.
0:22.2	Hi, Julian.
0:23.0	Hi, Zalali. Hey, fam. Join us on the Patreon. Yeah, over 300 full ad free bonus episodes to download a binge right this second.
0:29.6	Yeah, so it's all the stuff we do on the regular feed. Yeah, that ad free. And you can also get like the long form series that we do.
0:35.5	We're like blowing through some crazy ones. So like what are the recent ones we've done captive audience about Stephen Stainer.
0:41.4	Stephen Stainer, Carrie Stainer case. Why are they bizarre? We're doing House of Hammer. Oh, and we're gonna do Pepsi. Where's my jet? We're doing Pepsi. Where's my jet? We're doing killer Sally. Oh my god.
0:50.6	Yeah, but we recently did like bad vegan and pop it master and also tons of video content. So our live show in Boston when we did class action park.
0:58.0	If you haven't seen that you need to I love it when it pops up in the Facebook group and someone's like I just decided to watch class action park tonight.
1:03.2	Yeah, like doing my laundry or like cooking dinner.
1:05.2	What are we? Our live show from Obsessed Fest. You're one with all the dancers. We covered killer roll. We did killer roll. That was a lot of key.
1:12.2	You guys you can see me get boot off the stage where I compare keys Morrison to Freddie Grooker. Yeah, it's not good. I don't know why I keep bringing it up.
1:18.6	I don't know. 500 people boot me. It was wild. It was it was almost one. It was why. Also, please come to Obsessed Fest year two.
1:26.0	Yeah, why don't you in Dallas, Texas, October 20th to the 22nd. So many people made friends in year one.
1:31.8	People left with the friend groups. If you're thinking about coming solo, do it. We're doing solo traveler meetups.
1:36.3	You just get absorbed right away into the frenzy into the fun. We're having a nice time. Yeah, the frenzy into the fun.
1:41.8	Like that. It's gonna be all of your favorite podcasters people from the documentaries.
1:45.4	Directors of some of these crazy documentaries as well. It's just gonna be it's like a super fun weekend. Why not?
1:50.0	Yeah, let's do it. You know, and finally I'm still on my book tour. I'm traveling around the country reading a chapter of my book.
1:54.8	We're playing a game. It's a wild party. That's right. It's another fun frenzy or whatever. It's just frenzy and fun.
2:01.1	It's a frenzy of gays. Not unlike yourself. Thank you.
2:04.4	Oh, my gosh. Travel down. Go back again. Girl, Dipsy is back. We are obsessed with the Dipsy. The Dipsy is all about the personal me time.
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