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The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

285 JR HAVLAN

The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

Pat Dixon

True Crime, News, News Commentary

4.2831 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2017

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

A WEIRDY WITH EMMY-WINNING, LONGTIME WRITER AT THE DAILY SHOW WITH JOHN STEWART, J.R. HAVLAN.

WE TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT A BIZARRE MURDER WHICH RESULTED FROM A HARD EVENING OF COKE AND STEROIDS AMONG NEW FRIENDS WHO DIDN'T KNOW EACH OTHER AS WELL AS THEY THOUGHT. 

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0:00.0

God, if you're on the air, you've got to clean your teeth.

0:02.0

You got something going on there.

0:04.0

It's all this shit, man.

0:06.0

Drinking a poppy seed yogurt smoothie.

0:09.0

Right before you go on the air.

0:12.0

I don't really consider this the air, you know.

0:14.0

It's a good fucking opportunity to embarrass myself, teeth-wise.

0:20.0

Not a lot of sentences that are real nice that end with teeth-wise.

0:25.5

I mean, try to think of that as the end, the last word of a sentence that you want to hear.

0:32.0

Teeth-wise?

0:34.0

Nope.

0:34.8

No, didn't want to hear that.

0:36.1

There was a guy the other night in the bodega, okay?

0:38.3

The guy in the bodega is a foreigner who's working there and he's like,

0:43.3

so explain to me. I give a question.

0:45.3

More people vote for her. He just wants to understand the electoral college.

0:48.3

There's an old guy there. It looks like he knows what the fuck is going on.

0:52.3

And he goes, so I go, hey, you know,

0:54.9

but Hillary knew what the electoral college was about too. And, you know, she could have

0:59.1

gone to Wisconsin. He goes, she would have gone to Wisconsin. She would have won the election. I'm

1:03.0

like, well, it was Swing State, you know, there's a bunch of them. The conversation continued,

1:06.5

and I said something to him like, yeah, but you know what, we're in trouble because we had 200,000 these fucking women up there getting all pissed off at the same time, you know, trying to kind of

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