#285: Easter Bunny Enigmas
The Cryptonaut Podcast
Marc Storrs
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
For most the Easter Bunny is a beloved childhood icon offering up sweet memories of simpler time. But, for an unlucky few, the Easter Bunny is less a cherished fantasy figure and more of a haunting reality wherein this furry, long-eared fiend has become the stuff of living nightmares.
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| 0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to the Kryptonite podcast. My name is Mark Stores and with me as always |
| 0:41.6 | is Mr. Robert Thomas Morphe, the second. How's it going? And of course, Mr. Christopher |
| 0:47.6 | Karnes sell the Chris what up? Hi, hi. So we are back behind the screens in the metaverse |
| 0:53.9 | because one of us has COVID. Oh, yes, which one? Who's the lucky recipient? Who's the |
| 0:59.9 | guy that's sitting here and his mouth feels like he's been blowing a roll of pennies all day? |
| 1:04.9 | This fucker right now. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, Chris and I, Chris got it twice. |
| 1:10.9 | I got it once. Rob got it this week. But yeah, you got your first bow and you got your |
| 1:16.3 | anti-viral pill. And the one of the side effects is it makes your mouth taste like you've been |
| 1:20.5 | blowing a roll of pennies like you said. So yes, it is horrible. But OJ actually kills the taste. |
| 1:27.1 | I'm fine. Oh, good. So I'm pounding OJ. I'm feeling pretty good. All things considered. And |
| 1:32.0 | it sounds way better. And we're here. We're here to make this happen. Remote style. Yeah, no. I'm |
| 1:36.9 | going to start calling you Dr. Doom mouth. So yeah, between two bouts of strep, a hospital stay, |
| 1:41.6 | some cellulitis and now COVID. I mean, the fuck dude, I'm just going to plow through it. I cannot |
| 1:46.6 | take any more pods off or we're just going to have to cancel. And we are, we are on a great |
| 1:52.7 | trajectory for 2023. Yeah, no, I know. We finally got Chris back and then Rob took a complete |
| 1:59.7 | nose dive on us. No, I'm still, I'm still head above water. Oh, sorry layoffs. Good time. Yeah, |
| 2:05.5 | I can do it. But we're not going to go there. Oh, wicked. All right, guys, this week Easter was |
| 2:11.4 | yesterday. When this is coming out, but regardless, we're going to be doing this. We're talking |
| 2:16.0 | Easter Bunny enigma's. Oh, talking some creepy Easter Bunny shot. It sure seems like it. |
| 2:23.1 | Okay, excellent. Well, let's get started with. For most, the Easter Bunny is a beloved childhood |
| 2:29.2 | icon offering up sweet memories of simpler time. But for an unlucky few, the Easter Bunny is less |
| 2:36.0 | of a cherished fantasy figure in more of a haunting reality, wherein this furry, long-eared |
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