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I went to the movies the other day.

So there's a new announcement in the movie theater mixed in with the trailers.

Please pick up the garbage from around your seat after the movie.

Oh, okay.

Maybe I'll bring my orange jumpsuit and it wouldn't stick with a nail in it, too.

In case, I want to work my way down the highway after the credits.

I'm not picking nothing up.

I'm the one that threw it down.

Why would I throw it down and then pick it up?

There is an agreed-upon deal between us and the movie theater people, whoever the hell they are.

And that deal is understood by every single person in this room.

The deal is, you're ripping us off.

Okay? We get it. We're fine

with it.

A lot of overpriced, oversized crap we shouldn't be eating to begin with. Fine, it's all fine.

In exchange for that, when I'm done with something, I open my hand.

Right? Let it roll down eight rows.

Not sticking my arm down into that dark, scary hole.

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