284: Sally (Cruise Ship Killers)

I Think Not!

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 11.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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A lively young entertainer on a luxury cruise attracts so many admirers that jealousy flares. After a night of socializing, she doesn't come to rehearsal, leading to speculation as to what happened behind her closed cabin door.

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0:00.0	I can't concentrate. I can't concentrate. I don't know what you want from me. I think you're exaggerating.
0:05.4	I wish this were a visual medium. I don't know what you're giving me, but you're giving me
0:10.8	tropic thunder. You all, the spray tan has gotten out of control. He says it's not that bad, but I'm
0:16.8	going to need to post this video and prove otherwise. I think you are exaggerating.
0:22.6	I just got this fucker this morning.
0:27.3	It takes eight hours to come to full fruition and then you can shower.
0:29.6	In the meantime, you're going to have to deal with it.
0:30.2	Okay.
0:31.9	Okay, I will let the people judge.
0:35.9	But as far as I'm concerned, you look like a California raisin.
0:37.5	Ooh, I bet you wondering how I knew about your plans to make me boo. Hello everybody and welcome to I Think Not, where we love colorful everything and Joey loves a tan.
1:07.2	What can I say? It's California and I don't want to wreck my skin in order to get one. All these
1:11.5	other queens out here roasting on Fire Island, I'm like, good luck. See you at 80 when you're
1:15.5	pickled, okay? Welcome to I Think Not the podcast where we recap your favorite true crime TV shows.
1:22.4	I am Ellen Marsh and across from me is my very melanated brother in comedy, Joey Taranto.
1:28.9	Hello, yelling, Marsh, and hello to y'all down, bitches. How are y'all doing today?
1:32.9	Well, you all, we have put who the bleep did I marry to bed. And I cannot tell you how many
1:38.2	requests we got for this show. I think it's because the Amy Bradley documentary came out. And then,
1:44.7	you know, Netflix was like, how about a show called Cruise Ship Killers that came out in 2020 that got no traction
1:50.1	because I got so many messages about this show. Oh yeah. And listen, we do what we're told. We're
1:55.9	here. We're queer, mostly, and we're going to do this for you. And speaking of episodes, if you want a
2:00.8	little bit more of us, you can head on over to patreon.com slash I Think Notware. For as little as $5 a month, you can get four bonus episodes. We have tons of community events tied to different tiers, just a way to get a little bit more of us yapping in your ears. But if that's not for you, that's okay. We're going to be here every Wednesday for free in your ears.
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