283: You Get What You Pay For (Who the Bleep Did I Marry)

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4.6 • 11.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

George Cascone falls hard for his sweetheart and is quick to propose, but he soon finds that his wife has a dark side.

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0:00.0	Well, we're going into our last week of tour by the time you've heard this, we're all done.
0:04.7	How did we do, Ellen?
0:05.9	Really great.
0:06.9	It was a little awkward when you dropped your pants and you said, how about you take these buns, hon, to that woman's husband?
0:16.9	And I think we might have a lawsuit on our hands.
0:19.5	But other than that, really great.
0:21.4	Your Honor, I don't recall this, but thank you for your time.
0:24.3	You sound like Jen McCabe.
0:26.4	Hello, down bids. Hello, down bitches.
0:42.1	Hi.
0:44.6	I was like, wait, does he usually say hi?
0:47.6	I can't remember.
0:48.8	Welcome to I think not everyone.
0:51.6	This silly old podcast, we're still here still here recapping all of your favorite true crime
0:57.6	tv shows not the best true crime tv shows just your favorite ones my name is ellen marsh and across from me
1:04.9	tell them your name sweet thing hi i'm bob sagitt it's great to be back oh may he may he rest? How dare you? Was that too much? Was that too much? Sorry. Hi, I'm John Stamos. Okay, there we go. That's Joey Taranto. And welcome. Listeners, down bitches, drag-alongs, old and new. And as Joey said, we just got off of our tour. We're going to do a whole recap Swamp
1:29.2	Talk about it. We're going to have Harris come in because goodness knows she's got the stories.
1:34.2	She's got too many stories. We really need to draft her in NDA.
1:37.8	Yeah, and maybe we shouldn't do that one live. Maybe we should un-invite our audience.
1:43.3	So Swamp Talk is our monthly talk show, and you can find that over on our Patreon, along with
1:48.9	our paint parties, our watch parties.
1:51.4	Traders is going to be starting soon, and we watch that on Thursday nights.
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