284: Jakes Moms Cookies

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2017

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

In this episode we talk about braces, blow jays, and being a creep. And also, Jake's Mom's Cookies.

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum Podcast.
0:05.5	HeadGum Happy Hour is a monthly standup comedy show featuring the talents of HeadGum
0:09.7	staff and beloved standups who were available that night.
0:13.4	Nice, Amir, when is the next HeadGum Happy Hour show?
0:16.5	Our next New York show will be July 17th at Kaviyat, hosted by Charlie Barty and Natalie
0:22.3	Rodder, Lenteman of Exploration Live.
0:24.3	Love it.
0:25.3	Check out more details and grab tickets at headgum.com slash live.
0:52.3	80s chic from Teddy Weeks.
1:12.0	That's really cool because that song built me up and it tore you down.
1:15.7	Well, so this guy wrote two songs.
1:19.7	Then with an emphasis on you and the other an emphasis on me.
1:23.4	What are you going to play with?
1:25.4	Because I fear that it might put me down.
1:29.0	And I don't want to hear that.
1:30.0	It's neat when it's good about me but it's not that great if it's not.
1:34.4	Yeah, it's like tragedy is when I stub my toe and comedy is when you fall into an open
1:39.0	manhole and die.
1:40.7	Bitch.
1:41.7	Yeah.
1:42.7	Teddy Weeks wrote that we'll play my version at the end of the episode but I thought you
1:46.3	needed that adaboy at the top.
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