#284: #BertIsFat (@BertKreischer)

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🗓️ 9 November 2016

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Bert Kreischer came to my apartment while he was in New York and we talked about who was fatter; him or Tom Segura. Bert made some solid cases for his side of things but most of those cases were made with a full chicken wing in between his two front teeth, so grain of salt I guess.

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0:00.0	And I'm much taller than he is.
0:02.5	Like, I look down at him when I talk to him.
0:04.5	Really?
0:05.4	If you put his face to face, his head is so much bigger than...
0:08.4	His body's just wider than mine.
0:10.6	He looks like the capital letter H.
0:12.1	He's so much bigger.
0:13.5	My belly is bigger.
0:14.6	What is it? What's happening with the belly?
0:16.1	I think it's just visceral fat.
0:18.0	Visceral? What does that mean?
0:19.2	It's hard. It's not like soft. It's hard as shit.
0:22.2	Can I touch it?
0:22.9	Yeah, please.
0:24.9	Please.
0:27.1	But don't push out.
0:29.1	Oh my god.
0:31.1	It's a rock.
0:32.1	It's like you filled it up.
0:33.1	Yeah.
0:51.1	Damn though, but you've been wearing that fucking shirt for two years already.
0:54.1	I know, right?
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