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Sex Talk With My Mom

Cameron Poter

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Sexuality

4.5 • 765 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

It's my birthday! My mom shares with me some loving thoughts, like her belief that I have minuscule, grape-sized nuts. We give our own Coronavirus update, answer a ton of listener questions about cheating, and analyze some of my mom's most exotic sexts. Looking for some online intimacy with sexy, amazing women? Go to MyGirlFund.com/Mom for a private and secure experience! With our link, you can become a premium member for less than $5. Please help our show by leaving us a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom! You can also get exclusive bonus content and be a part of our family at Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live on Mondays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:02.8	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit pleasurepodcasts.com.
0:08.5	Can you imagine if you had giant balls that were itching?
0:11.4	Oh, God.
0:12.1	I know that could you imagine the fucking the ball sweat?
0:14.9	The ball sweat.
0:16.0	Should be happy with small little dinky ass balls.
0:18.7	Excuse me?
0:19.4	Well, he just said they were.
0:20.1	I did not say they were small dinky-ass balls.
0:24.3	They're average-sized balls.
0:25.9	You don't even fucking talk about it.
0:27.5	Assume your son has a minuscule balls.
0:29.9	The way you're talking is that they sound like they're tiny.
0:32.3	Like little grapes?
0:33.3	A little grapes are picturing.
0:33.9	Little tiny grapes. That would actually make your dick look bigger if you had a little tiny grape balls.
0:38.3	No, it would be a very bizarre look.
0:39.8	It's just like a stalk there.
0:41.6	Just a hanging stalk with two tiny little balls.
0:44.9	It's a terrible image.
0:47.1	Marbles.
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