#283 Tiniest Digital Soldiers (w/ Dan Yang)

What A Time To Be Alive

Comedy

4.5 • 655 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Folks, Dan Yang is back on this week's episode where why a lot of Miller High Life was destroyed by the Dutch government, why a panda was given the Heimlich maneuver, how a kid got stuck in a claw machine, how a toddler snuck through the fence at the White House, and how spilled fried rice delayed a plane from taking off

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0:00.0	Welcome to What a Time to Be Alive, the only podcast counting down everything this week that made you say, what a time to be alive.
0:11.5	And now, Patrick Monaghan, Kath Barbadoro, and Eli Udn.
0:19.5	Folks, welcome to What a Time to Be Alive, the only podcast that counts down the things each week that make you say the thing that's the title of the podcast.
0:25.6	I'm Kath Barbadoro.
0:26.6	I'm Eliyuden.
0:28.6	As you may have already figured out from Kath saying that, Patty is not here this week.
0:33.6	He was touring a local chocolate factory and he reached down, even though he was told expressly not to.
0:41.0	He tried to lean over and get a mouthful of the chocolate river and fell in.
0:47.3	And as a result, not only is he in the candy hospital getting the chocolate removed,
0:52.2	but he is not going to be allowed to have one of the
0:55.5	everlasting gobstoppers, nor will he be in place in control of said factory.
1:01.1	He's encased in chocolate like Han Solo and the carbonite. He's making the same face. It's very
1:06.3	sad. They're working to free him as we speak. Chipping away at him.
1:17.3	He looks like a delicious Easter treat, but it is very sad, and we wish him a speedy recovery.
1:22.7	But instead, in his stead, we have a special guest to everybody.
1:27.6	He's looking into the middle distance, thoughtfully, getting some bits ready.
1:29.7	Everybody, it's Dan Yang.
1:31.7	Yeah, what's up?
1:32.5	What's going on now?
1:35.4	I'm living.
1:35.8	I'm living.
1:38.4	I would never be foiled by the perils of chocolate.
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