0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:43.5	Hello and welcome to episode 283 of Beach, Water 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
0:44.6	My name is X-Tine.
0:46.1	My name is Zandi.
0:46.7	Hello, hello.
0:53.9	Today we're covering small town fairs or small town festivals, whichever you prefer.
0:55.4	It's going to be ridiculous.
1:01.6	It is ridiculous, and I'm very sad because there were like dozens of them that I found that I,
1:08.0	if we had a whole series on just these small town fairs, I could have filled, like, I don't know,
1:09.2	dozens of episodes. Agreed.
1:10.4	Unfortunately, I had to pick and choose. So sad. But what's your, wait, what's my challenge? I was going to say, uh-uh, this is not my challenge. It's my turn. I did not prepare for that. My challenge was from Brad, and it was to find reviews where the reviewer mentions getting locked or trapped in a business. Which I was surprised we hadn't done or I think we still think we haven't done, right?
1:30.3	We still think we hadn't done it.
1:32.0	I maintain that we did, I know we did, you get left behind some.
1:37.1	Yes.
1:37.3	You're mentioning, leaving someone, getting left behind.
1:39.9	Yeah, I believe you did that.
1:41.1	Was that you?
1:42.1	Yeah.
1:42.6	Okay.
1:42.9	So this is just semantically slightly different, but still works.
1:49.2	Great.
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