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Hello and welcome to Crime and Sports. Yay! Oh, yay indeed Jimmy. Yay indeed. My name is James Petrogallum. I'm here with my co-host.

I am Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you so much for joining us. You sounded surprised that you had to introduce yourself. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. Shit, that's right.

I forgot who I was. Thank you folks so much for joining us. We are. We're excited. As usual, we have another weird episode this week. There's a lot of weird episodes. But some are kind of like, you got like your John Jones we had a few weeks ago. It's kind of a standard.

There's sports, there's crime mixed in with the sports, it goes cut and dry. This one here, you know, we do is this person more of an idiot or more of an asshole. We play it in a asshole. This guy is 100% asshole. He's not dumb at all. He's just an asshole. And a lot of this episode, there's not going to be a whole lot of sports. I'll tell you that right off the bat. There's not even a whole ton of actual crime in quotes crime like arrests and things like that. There's some. But not a ton.

There is just story after story and anecdote after anecdote about what an asshole this guy is. It's just the life of an asshole. It's just amazing. It's a lot of fun. It's a Lucy Goosey episode. Next week we're going to be off crime. No crime in sports next week. It's Christmas week. And that's our present to ourselves is a week of some sanity. And then we'll be back hard after that. Don't worry.

sanity. Well, we're going to be in a fucking airport. We're going to be flying home from Portland during Christmas week. And then my son's coming out here. There's no sanity at all. I'm not going on. So

but a little bit of a break of of work. Yeah, we'll be flying. So we won't be able to record. And that's kind of how we plan the whole thing for Christmas. We usually take off crime in sports for Christmas.

We'll be small time murder that week. And quickly go over. Thank you for everything. By the way, this week everybody. Thanks for your reviews. They do help to help drive us up the charts. So thank you for those.

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We're happening. Come and see us in a live show. We we do throw down hard at live shows. We're comics. So we're not going to sit up there. And with our thumbs up our ass is it's going to be a comedy show. And you're going to laugh just as hard as you would.

Thumbs up each other's asses. If it's if it gets laughs, we will. That's the thing. We are comics. So on a stage, we'll do whatever it takes for laughs, including some sort of double thumb butt thing. So that's it.

Get over there. Oh my goodness. Patreon dot com slash prime and sports Mike. We have such good episodes this week. That just what we just released that are fantastic. We think you're going to love them.

First of all, anybody over $5 or $5 or above, you get access to all the everything on Patreon, all the bonus.

Every one of them. Crime and sports and small tab murder this week. No different. We have two episodes. One, the crime and sports one something awesome something close to everybody's heart. We've all bought some sort of memorabilia. Yeah.

And most of it's probably fake. We found out it's what at least half of it. It's an episode on counterfeit memorabilia autographs and things like that. And it's shocking.

We did us James. His bond Scott, DC. Yeah, I saw that fake. Yep. It was give that. It was from the company that was a complete fraud. So complete fake. And he's like, damn it.

And we're like, yep, I mean, this will find out if that thing you bought is real. Basically, we'll let you know. And I've never tweeted the week. I know that was amazing.

And for small town murder, we have just a fun episode. It is weird shit that goes on at county and state fairs across the country. And you're going to be stunned. You're going to be stunned. There's monkeys on dogs. There's a llama prom that you need to really watch this.

It's crazy shit. Patreon.com slash crime and sports is where you get all that stuff. And you're going to get a shout out at the end of the show because you donated and damn it. We appreciate you. So Jimmy's going to try hard to pronounce your name correctly.

Well, completely destroying it. So that's how we show our gratitude. And then if you just want to make a donation, get your shout out and have great karma. Do it over at PayPal using our email address.

Crime and sports at a gmail dot com. Right. Let's get it on Jimmy. Let's do it. I would love it. Oh boy, we're going down south today. Down South America. Never mind South. We're going way down south. I would say here for Marcelo Andres Rio Smiorga. The original South. There you go. Marcelo Rios is what he goes by El Chino. Is his nickname soccer play and stud. Huh?

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