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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Ms. Pat shares some personal stories and parenting advice. She gives us a preview of her two big interviews with Dion Sanders and Shaq. New DraftKings customers get $200 in bonus bets when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use the code PATDOWN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Harry. Hello mate. Got any tips for the football?
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0:16.4	Neil? My name's not Neil. I know, but it rhymed.
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0:30.1	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:31.2	If the patdown's ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:34.6	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss
0:38.4	Pat's autobiography. Visit Miss Pat Comedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there,
0:43.0	join our Facebook group. Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down, and I'm here with Dion Curry
0:49.2	and Chris Bangles. Y'all know we had snow here in Georgia. What? Really? Yeah, we had, oh, they talked about us like a dog on the internet.
0:57.0	Yes, they did.
0:57.8	We had one foot of snow.
0:59.7	Everybody built a snowman.
1:01.1	We ran out of snow.
1:02.5	That's how happy we were.
1:03.7	Niggas pulled out their mattresses and they went fucking riding their kids on the back of the mattresses.
1:08.9	I mean, it was so much. It was so, I was just looking at my city
1:13.0	enjoying that one feet of snow.
1:15.4	Cute.
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