283. Dogman with Colin Muprhy

Tea With Me

Shane Todd

Comedy

4.8 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Sippers! This week I'm joined by comedian Colin Murphy. Tickets for both nights at The Waterfront Hall here - https://www.waterfront.co.uk/what-s-on/tea-with-me-live Join Patreon to support the podcast and get bonus content including LazyBoyz and early access to tickets - https://www.patreon.com/teawithmepodcast Tea With Me 'Holywood Blend' available to buy here - Tickets for Shane here - https://www.shanetoddcomedy.com/ Tickets for Colin here - https://www.nicomedy.com/ Get 20% off and free shipping at - https://uk.manscaped.com/ when you use the code TEAWITHME EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/teawithme Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Instagram - Shane - https://www.instagram.com/shanetoddcomedy/ One L Studios - https://www.instagram.com/one_l_studios/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.
0:02.0	I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.
0:05.0	I've ruled out uni because of my grades.
0:10.0	Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.
0:13.0	With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.
0:17.0	We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors.
0:22.6	So rethink your future with the degree you didn't think was possible.
0:26.7	The Open University.
0:28.3	The future is open.
0:29.9	John Paul II died.
0:31.5	Christ.
0:32.3	Yeah, while it was on stage.
0:33.7	Mid-joke slagging off the Pope in Dublin in Vicar Street.
0:38.7	Some guy at the back shouted,
0:40.1	he just died.
0:41.8	And I went, what?
0:43.2	And I started laughing.
0:44.6	I could see phones just lighten up all over the face.
0:47.5	Imagine every time you did that.
0:49.0	Well, that's exactly what I said.
0:50.2	And then I started making jokes about lots of other people.
0:54.2	And eventually I turned there some people going,
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