meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Golden Ratio Podcast

283. Bunny Mary

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for *lots* of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom. Join us by G.R.D.

0:14.0

Hi. How's it going, G.R.D.? Good. Excellent. Excellent. Yes. Excellent. Excellent.

0:21.0

The cocktail of the week this week is the Bunny Mary. Which is an excellent name. I got to say the name alone is great.

0:29.0

Bunny Mary. I don't like Bloody Mary's because I don't like tomato juice at all. I don't like V8. I don't like Bloody Mary mix. I don't like it. I don't like tomatoes. Stop making me try to like tomatoes. I don't like them.

0:43.0

So what you're saying is you don't like tomatoes. Correct. Oh, interesting. I mean, I like tomatoes like spaghetti sauce.

0:52.0

Yes, but I have noticed that I benefit from this when you eat salads because I'll have a little cherry tomatoes.

0:58.0

I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, I pick out a little tomatoes and I give them to you. I thought you just loved me, but I guess you just don't like them for you. They're garbage and trash.

1:07.0

You know what? If you like them that much, I'd give them to you even if I did like them. I know. I thought you were giving me your treasures, but you're giving me your trash.

1:14.0

I give me the yolks from my eggs on the salad. Do you also think it's garbage? No. Egg yolks are treasures.

1:22.0

Because you like them. I mean, I do. There you go.

1:27.0

Thank you. You're welcome. Yeah. The bunny Mary is basically a Bloody Mary, but it uses carrot juice instead of tomato juice.

1:34.0

Also a drink in anticipation of Easter, because Marty was next week, you guys.

1:40.0

If you squeeze the Easter Bunny hard, a bunny Mary comes out. Absolutely not. Do not squeeze any bunnies.

1:45.0

Some bunny Mary juice comes out. No. That's not how you make this drink. Absolutely not. No.

1:49.0

To catch the Easter Bunny. No. Leave the bunnies alone. Squeeze them a little bit. No. Oh, never mind.

1:55.0

So the bunny Mary is three ounces of carrot juice. And on and a half of vodka, we use the old babe vodka. Do you think people just have carrot juice lying around in their house?

2:06.0

I mean, I bought mine at the store. It is the least usual juice to have around. I guess you juice carrots.

2:12.0

When we get the big bags of carrots, those are for juicing. They were for soup. For juice.

2:18.0

Souping. Nope, juicing. I think they're souping. Absolutely not. No. It says juicing carrots on the bag.

2:24.0

I thought it said souping carrots. Souping carrots. I thought they were for soup for cooking with vegetables. No. They're no. It's for making juice.

2:35.0

Oh, okay. Well, I mean, still, I don't think it is not the most popular juice for people. Orange has to be the most popular.

2:44.0

I think it goes in like smoothies and stuff. Put carrot juice in there maybe. Fair. Yeah. No. It's definitely part of energy drinks.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Golden Ratio, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Golden Ratio and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.