282: Wimbledome ft. Hannah Berner

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

You know her, you love her, it’s Hannah Berner. The crew discuss competitive oral, why it’s correct to be afraid of New York City teenagers, and how to find good d*ck on craigslist. They also get psychic pet readings for Greta, Pluto, and Butter PLUS decide that a Stiff Socks x Giggly Squad live show would have the hottest audience in all of America.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	When the bride is revealed I cry 100% of the time even if I don't know.
0:06.0	Because you're...
0:08.0	Did my people make you bank this one?
0:12.0	Or no?
0:13.7	Like is this going to be...
0:15.1	We're not listening to your people,
0:16.9	you just said we're not listening to your people.
0:18.9	Your people.
0:20.1	You put on the soldier boy shades one time.
0:22.6	Are we in?
0:23.6	Your people?
0:24.6	That wasn't shay.
0:26.6	Hannah says, are we banking this episode?
0:29.6	Are we putting it in the sperm bank?
0:30.8	Oh, we're putting the fucking trash can't plug your tour dates are we in
0:34.7	oh be in great Hannah Burners here it's nine a.m which is early for
0:39.0	podcast what is this good morning America I I'm like sick of it.
0:43.0	I'm here. I have an imaginary cigarette right now.
0:46.0	The only reason I mean is because I'm trying to promote my special, okay?
0:49.0	I wouldn't be here.
0:50.0	You wouldn't be here?
0:52.0	You wouldn't be here? Not an I am. Oh not am. Okay, where and when is a special coming out? No idea.
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