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I, Nissan, Duke driver, Labrador owner. Nobody should be bragging about the Duke.

Master of master of baseball statistics. Oh my god. Dave Anthony, reach a story from American history to a gentleman he has met.

He named Garrett Reynolds who has no idea what the topic is going to be about. Congrats on the Duke.

You've really fallen. I mean, we used to have like a friendship status situation.

Yeah. Look, I noticed that subtle that I've been downgraded, but you know, whatever's going on. I don't know.

Okay. You forget what I have.

I have a lot of issues with what you say at the beginning of the show. I'm on record.

You should. Labrador owner. Master of baseball statistics.

Yeah.

Okay. Those are all good things. I'm not saying they're not good things. Are they things you are?

You know what? This is why you're getting downgraded. Okay. Well, I ask questions. That's my duty here.

Okay. Yeah. I'm sure whatever. Have we started the show? I guess.

Okay.

God, you want to look at it? I'll do one thought. People say this is funny. Not Gary Garrett. Dave, okay.

Is it for fun? And this is not going to come to Tiggly Club. Yeah.

You are Queen Fakia of Nade Uptown. All hail Queen Shit of Liesville.

A bunch of religious virgins go to Mingles and do what? Pray.

I can't. No. I see. Do you want to introduce anybody?

Well, we have a sitting in there. We're in the All Things Comedy studio because it's hotter than hell in the places where we normally record our podcast.

My apartment. The devil actually walked by me this morning and said, I'm going to take a shower. You cool?

Really? How hot is it in your apartment? Do you think? Have you measured it?

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