#282 The Tobacco-Loving Sea Demon of Lake Koshkonong

This Paranormal Life

True Crime, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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This week we dive into the not-so-deep lakes of Wisconsin, to investigate an evil, tobacco-loving monster that hasn't seen the light of day for almost 100 years... no we're not talking about Kit, we're talking about the SEA DEMON of lake Koshkonong Support us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes! Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/store Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube Join our Secret Society Facebook Community Advertise on This Paranormal Life via Gumball.fm Research by Amy Grisdale Edited by Louis Blatherwick Intro music by www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:04.0	Can swallowing an eraser cure lead poisoning?
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0:28.0	That's not what we tell our subjects on tax day.
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0:35.0	Yeah.
0:36.0	We're a church.
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