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The Mike O'Meara Show

#2819: Don't Stain your Snake

The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

Comedy, News

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Today starts off with “Show & Tell” and a bold medical experiment… and that’s the last straw!  Have people forgotten how to drive (or at least use their visors)?  Oldsters hate the wait… even if the Chinese food is excellent.  Plus, we’ve got cold wine and hot mics.  A qui!  A qui!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Today, on a mico-marriage show, what a stainless steel straw like that be used for?

0:06.7

Drinking, it's supposed to be environmentally friendly because straws are killing all

0:10.4

the fish in the ocean.

0:11.4

But isn't that high volume drinking?

0:12.9

Look how big that hole is.

0:14.2

Drinking what?

0:15.2

Drinking out of a bucket?

0:16.2

Well no, it's like if you put this into a tall thermos or something like that, you could

0:20.8

use it in that.

0:21.8

It's a syphonic gasoline out of that thing.

0:24.9

It's amazing.

0:25.9

Sometimes when I'm on my way into work, I think, how am I going to get my balls busted

0:29.5

today and I never thought a straw would do it.

0:32.0

There's so many wines that are called prisoner or 19 crimes, these weird names.

0:36.7

They're going to call it Martha's Shard.

0:38.9

Have you ever seen Martha's Shard?

0:42.3

Mike actually, in scrubbing only makes it worse.

0:45.9

And who has the time to sew?

0:48.7

Once the last time.

0:50.9

Any of us in this room have had dessert from one of these fast food establishments?

0:55.5

Who wants to go first?

0:57.7

Remember when we saw Ricky Martin?

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