#281: The Reyk (@AriEldjarn)

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🗓️ 18 October 2016

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Ari Eldjarn and I drove around in Iceland and did a podcast about that beautiful country while we did. Ari is a comedian in Reykjavik. One of the first comedians, to be more precise. He and I hung out for 3 days while I was there and so we got on the mics in his car and I just asked him questions about his country for a while. It's one of those road trip episodes I do sometimes. So, come sit in the back, don't interrupt us, and eavesdrop on our conversation. Don't forget to watch a new This Is Not Happening this Thursday night at 12am eastern, 11pm Central on Comedy Central.

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0:00.0	No, and also like when you go to New York you see the grid system they have it's so well planned and built and thought out
0:06.0	Yeah, but the city planning of Rekha because nonexistent Rekha, it looks like
0:10.3	It's like a city that was bombed and then rebuilt really but it wasn't it's just been built
0:16.8	Randomly with different houses here and there and no massive plan
0:30.0	Oh
0:57.0	That's it you guys
1:00.0	New York summer the last hurrah
1:02.7	The dead cat bounce
1:04.8	That's what my friend says is it is in a term for investors for dead cat bounce. It means like
1:13.0	If you throw a cat off of a roof of a high high roof land on its feet or not it's dying, you know, but uh does it it'll bounce
1:23.0	Well, maybe if you throw a dead cat. Yeah, but throw a dead cat. Let's say to get dead cat
1:26.9	Yeah, sure. Yeah, let's say you have a dead cat you throw it off a roof and it bounces and then the idea is you're gonna be like
1:34.2	Wait is it is it back because it's going up again?
1:36.2	You're like no, no, that's not back. That's just a the bounce of a dead cat that cat is gone
1:40.6	So it's like a stock is plummeting and then it starts to go back up a little bit to dead cat bounce
1:46.7	No, no, that stock's done. That's it's dead. It's going all the way empty. Don't think that's gonna rebound now
1:52.8	So we have one of those for New York the last couple days
1:55.9	We're wonderful bit of barbecue comedians barbecue today. Oh
2:01.8	Fucking great fucking great good times
2:06.3	Everybody was there Joe lists
2:08.5	Dan Soder Mark Norman McMullen Stavros
2:14.3	Metzger and Karen Christine Ogerson who else Soder I say
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