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Buddha's wisdom hits Satan in the dick right?

I mean maybe that's what Buddha knows best, you know

That's maybe where his wisdom is centered. He just knows a lot about dicks as far as I understand it

Satan gets hit in the dick by Buddha's wisdom and then he's like oh fucking I'm going home and disappear

Yeah, yeah, so you know how you get people who are like they're not book smart, but they're street smart

But as that he's not book smart. He's dick smart. That's he just knows a lot about dick

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Welcome back to God awful movies where each week we watch another terrible movie so you don't have to

Accept of course when my internet goes out for two days and then comes back about 20 minutes before we start recording

So I'll be learning about this movie at the same time as everyone listening at home

Get excited. I'm your host Ethan right and sitting about 600 miles to my immediate left

Is my good friend Eli Bosnick Eli? Are you are you ready to explain this?

Co-on of a film to me. Oh, I sure am he now. Let me explain usually like we've had internet outages or people get busy before and we just postponed the record

But this movie is so ridiculous so insane that the prospect of describing it to he rather than describing it with he was

To tempting to resist

Fantastic, I'm very excited to hear what happened. I don't know if you're gonna be able to do it

We'll find out and sitting about 3,800 miles to my left or about 14,000 miles in the other direction if you go the other way

Enjoying the small island remnant of a global empire is my great friend Michael Marshall Marsh welcome back

Hey, good good to speak to you. Heath nice be back on the show. Heath Eli

I was actually slightly disappointed there Heath that you didn't then start tell me how far away I am if you go across the North Pole or around the bottom of the

Sanstrasse that's what happens for next time and also I was feeling great up until the point where I found out you hadn't seen this film

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