281. Test Pilot
The Sloppy Boys
The Sloppy Boys
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🗓️ 6 March 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
The guys blend up an early tiki drink from Air Force vet Don the Beachcomber-- a precursor to other, better-known “pilot”-themed drinks.
TEST PILOT RECIPE:
- 1.5oz/45ml DARK JAMAICAN RUM
- .75oz/22ml LIGHT RUM
- .5oz/15ml COINTREAU
- .5oz/15ml LIME JUICE
- .5oz/15ml FALERNUM
- 6 drops PERNOD
- 1 dash ANGOSTURA BITTERS
Add ingredients into a blender with a cup of ice. Blend at high speed for 5 seconds. Pour into a double rocks glass, adding more ice if needed.
Garnish with speared maraschino cherry.
Recipe via Don the Beachcomber
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| 0:00.0 | Mutants |
| 0:02.0 | Born different |
| 0:04.0 | Born into a world that hates and fears them |
| 0:07.0 | Some mutants believe that they are superior to humans |
| 0:10.0 | Destined to replace them |
| 0:12.0 | Others fight for peaceful coexistence with mankind |
| 0:16.0 | I'm mutant expert Dutz |
| 0:18.0 | Join me all month long as I present 4 X-Men films To prove to my co-hosts that they're better than the average cape shit. I have selected X-Men, X-Men, X-2, X-Men United, X-Men First Class, and X-Men Days of Future Pass. It's a once-in-a-lifetime blowout event. Will Tim open his heart to mutants, or will he cling to his hateous ways? Will Mike even watch the right movies? That's right, folks. It's X month. This March, only on the blowout. X month. Go to patreon.com slash the sloppy boys. X month. Woo. X month. From the guys that brought you Zabababababab. What a weird thing for me now that I know there's like here I'm living my life in February. Everything's great. Yeah. The next month I'm going to live in is a whole bad month for me. It's just life will be a negative. It'll be bad. But it is exciting for me to, the definition of a blind spot. |
| 1:13.5 | I don't know shit. |
| 1:15.3 | Like I know Professor X. |
| 1:17.6 | I know Storm. |
| 1:18.3 | I know Colossus. |
| 1:19.6 | Interesting. |
| 1:20.7 | Okay. |
| 1:21.3 | I assume they go to battle some evil. |
| 1:24.9 | And now that I say it out loud, I'm, I, that evil is probably Magneto. But what's the deal |
| 1:31.3 | with Magneto? Is he himself a mutant who went bad? Or is he anti-muton? I don't know why he's the |
| 1:36.8 | villain. Ooh, Tim, I can't fucking wait to show you this shit. Ooh. Fun. I live an on-the-go |
| 1:43.8 | lifestyle. That's why I'm an on-the-go lifestyle. |
| 1:44.8 | That's why I'm going on tour to see all the sloppy boys shows this spring. |
| 1:50.0 | Los Angeles, March 20th at Zebulon, Phoenix, March 21st at Valley Bar, Salt Lake City, March 23rd |
| 1:56.2 | at quarters, Denver, March 25th at Marquis, Dallas, March 27th at the Texas Tea Room, Houston, March 28th at the White Oak Music Hall upstairs. |
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