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What If World - Stories for Kids

281. Levi asks: What if stovepipe hats had stoves on top?

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Kids & Family, Stories For Kids

4.56.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Can the wizard, Professor Abacus P. Grumbler, really go a whole day without using magic? Maybe, if he goes shopping at the Monster Market! Lessons include: You can always find a way to help, though it might involve stepping outside of your comfort zone; when a resource is scarce, we’ve got to do our best to share it. Please take our short survey to help the show and earn a chance to win a $500 Amazon gift card: surveymonkey.com/r/whatifworld Join our Patreon for ad-free stories, monthly bonus episodes, a shout-out on the show, bi-annual mailings, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld Our character art is by Ana Stretcu, and our episode art is by Lynn Hickernell.  Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. Share questions and artwork with a grownup's help via email at whatifworldpodcast@gmail.com or Instagram @whatifworldpodcast. What If World is made by Eric and Karen O'Keeffe. A big thanks to our producer Miss Lynn. Our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe, and our theme song is by Craig Martinson.

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0:00.0

What if kittens played the glockage meal?

0:09.0

What if unicorns were real?

0:12.0

What if you could fly? The Corns were real only.

0:13.0

What if you could fly or travel back in time?

0:17.0

We welcome you to what if world.

0:20.0

What if world? What If World, World, back to What If World, the show where your questions and ideas inspire off-the-cuff stories.

0:40.0

I'm Mr. Reric, your host, and today we're starting off with a writing question from a listener named Levi.

0:46.1

Levi is 12 years old from Ontario Canada, likes pizza, garlic bread, drawing, and origami and asks what if stove pipe hats had stoves on top of them and

0:56.8

Abacus bought 10 of them for no reason. That is an excellently silly question.

1:03.0

And we've also got two add-on questions from patrons Lizzy and Ellis.

1:09.0

But we'll reveal those later.

1:11.0

So we get to keep some surprises for you.

1:13.7

Grown-ups for the next month and a half what if World is conducting a listener

1:18.1

survey. It's going to help us get to know you and what you think of the show

1:22.1

and that's going to help us find sponsors so

1:25.3

we can keep doing the show.

1:27.2

Please support the podcast by taking our a short questionnaire at survey monkey.com slash R slash what if world.

1:35.0

It only takes a few minutes and your feedback is going to help us improve what if world

1:40.6

and find family Sponsors.

1:43.2

Plus as our way of saying thank you,

1:45.4

you'll be entered for a chance to win a $500 Amazon gift card.

1:49.9

Again, that's SurveyMonkeycom slash R slash What If World?

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