281. Legless with Denis Todd and Dave Elliott

Tea With Me

Shane Todd

Comedy

4.8 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0	I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.
0:02.0	I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.
0:05.0	I've ruled out uni because of my grades.
0:10.0	Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.
0:13.0	With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.
0:17.0	We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors. So rethink your
0:23.6	future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. The future is open.
0:29.9	I like a great Uncle Bobby. He had no legs or he didn't. Or he had them but didn't work.
0:35.6	That's a stark difference. Then he had no legs? I can't remember. Those son did it. What you mean? I can't work. That's a stark difference.
0:38.6	Then you have no legs?
0:40.1	I can't remember.
0:40.9	There was some little... You mean, I can't remember.
0:42.2	No, I'm gonna say.
0:44.0	No.
0:44.9	My granny.
0:46.0	Yeah.
0:46.5	Your Granny Bobby?
0:48.2	No, Granny had two legs.
0:49.8	Did Bobby have two legs?
0:52.2	Yeah.
0:53.4	You sure?
0:54.2	No. Super sure? No.
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