281 - Hewlett Harbor Holiday
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 December 2021
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Live from Austin, Texas this week, Tim discusses a Long Island family execution on Christmas morning, Adam McKay's new Netflix film "Don't Look Up", the controversy around "Licorice Pizza", how his Holiday Season went down, and why once again Ben and his wife are up to their usual tricks.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show from Austin, Texas, Ray Cump. |
| 0:05.0 | Um, has come down with COVID and, um, which I knew was gonna happen. |
| 0:11.3 | I should not have even had him come here. |
| 0:15.5 | I should have canceled my Christmas festivities, but I did not. |
| 0:20.6 | I brought him and Lucy, uh, his girlfriend, who you know from his podcast. |
| 0:25.8 | And this was like the first time they had left their house in a very long time. |
| 0:29.8 | They contracted COVID immediately. |
| 0:32.4 | The symptoms are mild. |
| 0:33.8 | Um, they're at the four seasons right now, um, on, um, my credit card ordering room service, |
| 0:39.9 | curing themselves of COVID. |
| 0:41.8 | They're having a hot chocolate service. |
| 0:44.4 | The last time, uh, I stopped by the room there, having a hot chocolate in |
| 0:48.7 | churros and marshmallows and. |
| 0:50.9 | And then I'm moving him into my back house until he tests negative and he can fly. |
| 0:57.9 | He sent me a list of foods that he wanted for groceries and they were lentil soup, |
| 1:05.9 | mac and cheese. |
| 1:07.9 | Now imagine you have COVID and you're sending someone to the store. |
| 1:12.6 | You would think you might get water or orange juice. |
| 1:16.9 | Pedia light, please stop. |
| 1:20.6 | That's your, you're done now for your country. |
| 1:23.2 | Every time I look at you, it doesn't mean I want you to talk. |
| 1:25.5 | Well, thank you. |
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