Oh, freaky fam. Hi. Happy Monday. It's Jordan. It's the horny housewife. Welcome or welcome back. If you're an Oji, if you've been around, which most of my listeners, we're a family here. But new people, new people come every week, okay, in abundance. And if you are new,

back years ago, I guess, officially a year, a year in three months, this used to be recorded

in the safe space that is my closet.

And I would sit there in the dark a lot of times in a corner,

started by clothes because the sound, right?

I don't have a podcast studio.

I don't have a room.

I didn't do video.

I sat.

I got cozy and I spilled my guts, my hearts,

this stream of consciousness into a microphone and clicked fucking upload. And here we are, five and a half years later, okay, slinging ad space like hotcakes,

baby girl, girly pop, baby boy, boy, daddy. There's lots of men here.

We got men, women, couples, that's mostly saving marriages, re-energizing, revigorating,

inspiring, lovers, giving it a josh, a mix-up, a little bit of relatable, juiciness,

perspective going, oh my God, look what goes on behind closed doors. Look how much it varies.

Look at the factors. You know, sometimes we need a perspective shift. I'm going to share

with you a little sprinkle what's going on behind my closed doors. I keep what goes on in my

personal life tight, close to me.

You know, that is, there are certain people, right?

I say it's all the time.

I won't beat a dead horse, but like, you don't go to Susie, Timmy, John, Sarah,

you know, the list is endless and about your problems.

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