281: Calamity Joe
The Thought Police
The Thought Police
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🗓️ 28 June 2024
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to yet another exciting edition of the thought police with me Mike Graham and him so Biden Joe Biden |
| 0:06.5 | Joe Biden I'm serious |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah, well the time actually you've seen this, or you've heard this podcast, Joe Biden |
| 0:17.0 | would have had a debate with Donald Trump. |
| 0:20.4 | And I think, actually, you know what, we're going to start with the debate from last night but I tell you what |
| 0:24.0 | Let's start with it. This is the new |
| 0:27.0 | John this is seriously this is serious serious this is Donald Trump's new campaign video. This is not a joke. |
| 0:34.0 | Just stick it there. |
| 0:35.0 | Okay, here we go. |
| 0:37.0 | If you're having trouble sleeping, |
| 0:41.0 | ask your doctor about Bidentica, the sleep aid made from 100% Joe Biden press conference. |
| 0:47.0 | The best way to get something done, if you hold near and dear to you that you like to be able to anyway. |
| 0:57.0 | My tenica has a pendant blend of confusion and forgetfulness that will calm the most overactive brains. |
| 1:04.8 | COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak, has taken more than 100 years. |
| 1:11.2 | Look, here's it. |
| 1:12.2 | The lives, it's just, you mean, think about it. |
| 1:16.0 | When they sold out American jobs and killed the Keystone pipeline, |
| 1:21.0 | it kept me up all night worrying about how we pay our bills. But then I got |
| 1:24.8 | by Denica and I've never slept better. Sometimes when I get hopped up on sugar my parents |
| 1:30.1 | give me by Denica so I pass out. |
| 1:32.6 | Other times they give it to me during the day, |
| 1:35.2 | probably so they can do the deed. |
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